uh oh...

oh. i may have just sent myself into labor. but not really. have you seen THIS??? THERE, at the bottom of the page? do you see that the HARLOT may have potential plans of coming to Minneapolis/St. Paul, Minnesota this summer??!?

THE HARLOT IN MY MINNESOTA?!? you do realize that i will be there, regardless of if i am in labor or not! (do you remember when i dragged my mom and cousin to chicago to see the harlot...)

anouk honey, listen to me. you cannot come this day. (though if she did could i convince the harlot to be my doula???) your mommy to be needs to meet the nice knitterly lady. you can come along, in my tummy or in the baby bjorn. the harlot is nice, witty, smart and canadian (something you might be someday if we continue to be frustrated with w and his cronies...). she makes many people laugh, and she makes pretty things for little ones. i don't care if you come on the 4th of july, on nana's birthday (july 2nd), july 10th or even june 5th (great grandma elaine's birthday). the harlot day is out, ok?